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whytheyrehot @iharryshum
- Oh my god, you better hang on to your hats, cause here comes Harry Shum Jr! He’s graced the earth with his presence for 26 beautiful years and I think we can all agree that everything about him is just fucking perfect. I mean seriously, who wouldn’t want to be swept up and carried away in those killer arms of his? Shit.
- He’s a fucking amazing dancer. He’s a member of the Legion of Extraordinary Dancers for a reason, bitches. The way he moves is enough to make anyone orgasm. Multiple times.
- He’s trilingual. That’s right, this sexy bastard just got sexier cause he can talk dirty to you in English, Spanish or Chinese. Fuck, he could even mix the three together and his bedside poetry would still turn you on.
- His conversation skills are top-notch. Not that you’d be wasting much time talking to him, since you’d be busy ripping off his clothes and getting down to business. But on the off-chance that you wanted to talk afterward, you wouldn’t have to worry about being bored with him.
- He’s easy to keep track of. Between his Tweets and his Tumblr, you’ll never miss a beat on the happenings in the life of this fine ass motherfucker. So go on, follow him, cause he totally wants you to hit him up anyway.
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This is a travesty of international proportions.






